Why am I only attracted to assholes and why are the only guys attracted to me creepy as fuck? Destined to die alone with a million cats.
<3
(Source: lmnpnch, via photon-torpedo)
New glasses. :3
May the Fourth be with you.
(forgot to post this to tumblr yesterday, too busy being drunk)
Dear Future Husband, this.
(Source: vivi-hanako)
I heard a noise at work today that sounded exactly like the TARDIS materialising, I got so excited and ran to where I thought I had heard it and then I remember the Doctor isn’t real and died inside a little.
Oh my gawwwd.
(Source: roibeardoraghallaigh, via thedailybeard)
Oh hai.
(Source: girlswholovebeards)
When bearded boys on the Internet call me pretty…
It’s my birthday!
It is my birthday and I am yet to receive cake. WHERE IS MY CAKE!? Please send me pictures of beards and cats. <3
daily-prescription asked: i can tell you with 1000% honesty that m beard is real.
MARRY ME. Haha just kidding. Good to know your beard is real, it’s a very nice beard, good job. :3
Why the long face?
You sir, are a beautiful beard.
Hardcorebeardporn.tumblr.com
Oh hai.