It's smaller on the outside.

I like cats, pretty ladies, bearded men, star trek, doctor who, star wars, LOTR, good music, piercings and tattoos.
I hate jelly, the current political climate and forced social interaction. ♥
What does everyone else do when they’re ridiculously ill and their boyfriend is out of town? Me? I lay in bed and make collages of Matt Smith. Raggedy man, goodnight.

What does everyone else do when they’re ridiculously ill and their boyfriend is out of town? Me? I lay in bed and make collages of Matt Smith. Raggedy man, goodnight.

Don’t wear a suit and have a beard and call me darl in that sexy voice when you have a girlfriend unless you’re actually trying to kill me.

Fucking. Fuck. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. FUUUUUUUUCK!

spocklikescock:

if this gets 1000 notes by tomorrow i’ll cosplay as spock when i’m on the plane to london next week and pretend i’m on the enterprise

EVERYONE REBLOG NOW BECAUSE THIS IS BRILLIANT!

(Source: evilstiless, via letssavepaper)

Feelings are awful.

Dear Future Husband, also this. 
“Engage?” “Make it so!”

Dear Future Husband, also this.
“Engage?” “Make it so!”

kurloser:

roaminromans:

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”


This is a photograph of the Queen and some mates watching The Red Wedding.

kurloser:

roaminromans:

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”

This is a photograph of the Queen and some mates watching The Red Wedding.

(via garlo0311)