Why am I only attracted to assholes and why are the only guys attracted to me creepy as fuck? Destined to die alone with a million cats.
Dear Future Husband, this.
I heard a noise at work today that sounded exactly like the TARDIS materialising, I got so excited and ran to where I thought I had heard it and then I remember the Doctor isn’t real and died inside a little.
It is my birthday and I am yet to receive cake. WHERE IS MY CAKE!? Please send me pictures of beards and cats. <3
daily-prescription asked: i can tell you with 1000% honesty that m beard is real.
MARRY ME. Haha just kidding. Good to know your beard is real, it’s a very nice beard, good job. :3
Trimming that six month beard.
Oh my fuck.
Why the long face?
You sir, are a beautiful beard.